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I found my owner... |
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I was born in Chris's closet. I was a Christmas present from Jonny and Shellie, but Shellie gave me shrimp and I was too young to eat it and gagged and nearly died. |
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My personality is... |
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I am completely anti-social and hate everyone but Sena and Clint. I wish I could kill the rest of the world but no one will let me go outside. |
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The most unusual thing I do... |
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I commune with the dead in the back bedroom. I hate music so dramatically that I beat Sena up every time she turns it on. |
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I'm unique because... |
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The vet says pound for pound I am in the most dangerous animal in Baldwin County. |
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What makes me purr... |
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I like to be LOVE CAT. |
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My favorite place to sleep... |
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I sleep on Mom's feet. That way, if she moves, I can bite her. |
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To get my owner's attention, I sometimes... |
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A very annoying and redundant "OUT?!" at the back door serves me quite well. |
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My owner doesn't know... |
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I get on the table when no one is home. Then, when Chloe gets on the table, I tell on her. |
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My owner pampers me by... |
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Cajun Roast Beef. |
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My favorite toy... |
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I don't quite understand toys and think they are beneath me. Except twisty ties. Twisty ties are good. |
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My owner doesn't understand why I... |
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They often wonder, why do I try to kill their friends? |
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My favorite hiding place is... |
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I don't understand hiding. Except from the vaccum cleaner. |
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My favorite quote is... |
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I miss Michael. |
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